This must be the strangest appartment I’ve ever seen! One guy made up his entire appartment to resemble the bridge, galley, and transporter rooms of Voyager (or just any Federation ship for that matter). And though it looks absolutely like the real thing – I doubt it will work in SA unless you have a huge generator to drive all the consoles.
Take a looky at it over here at Gizmodo.
According to News24 our magnificent Minerals and Energy Minister Buyelwa Sonjica uttered the following nugget of absolute mental retardation: “Go to sleep earlier so that you can grow and be cleverer. Boil less water, use the microwave rather than stove, take a shower and not a shallow bath,”
This in response to the glooming energy crisis in South Africa. I wonder what we can expect from the Minister of Water Affairs in future: “Save water and take a bath with the neighbor’s daughter – or shower rather, it prevents Aids (alla Zuma).”
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While plodding through some random posts on Facebook I came upon this truly bizarre group of “e-terrorists”. In an evil plot to strike at the heart of all carrot eaters, bunnies, vegetarians, and other carrot lovers, this Facebook group plans to panic buy all carrots on May 15th in a true “global carrot rampage“. |
Strange as this may sound, the growing group of “carroteers” plan to buy up all the carrots in the world on that day and cause a massive “carrotastrophy”. So if I were you I wouldn’t plan on making anything carrot related on that day.
My question is: What evil plans do they have with all the carrots they’ll end up with? I found a few ideas for the brave “carroteers” here at a site devoted to carrots. You may also want to check out the spin-off group who all want to hand out carrots on Facebook.
If you plan to join the dark league of “carrotists” you can just follow the link to the Facebook group. Happy carrot day!
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You scored as Enterprise D (Star Trek)You have high ideals and know in your heart that humanity will continue to evolve in a better people. No matter what may happen, you have faith in human beings. A rare quality. Now if only the Borg would quit assimilating people.
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This poor girl is never going to live this down! For all of you (as was I) who were confused about exactly what this gem of a girl wanted to say, I’ve tracked down a graphical representation of her moving and enlightening answer.
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